what are some of the cutest/ funniest pick up lines you have ever heard?
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kitkatkat18 answered:
Is your dad a baker? Cause your buns are amazing!
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thunderbreathingdragoncat answered:
are you garbage? COS I WANNA TAKE YOU OUT! // are you jewish? COS YOU ISRAELI HOT!
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rememberingholly answered:
*checks person’s shirt tag* Just what I thought, made in Heaven.
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becauseyoulovetosing answered:
Your parents must be retarded… because youre SPECIAL
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live-in-ecstacy answered:
you got a shovel in yo’ pocket? cause I’m diggin that ass [;
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endless-alibis answered:
Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.
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phoebelikefriends answered:
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ive got a knife so get in the van.
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omfhope answered:
Do you know how much a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
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bringonthegoodvibesbaby answered:
Are you wearing space pant? Because your ass is out of this world. :)
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natalier0se answered:
Are you a lazer? Because you are stunning.
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catsandmogs answered:
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
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