December 2011
103 posts
New Years Eve
Me: everyone on tumblr is talking about how they better have someone to kiss on New Years!
Friend: Haha, do you have anyone?
Me: No, but im going to a couples party, I think im going to show up with two cups and be like here's my CUP-ules!! ..ha
Friend: Haha, that's funny, really?
Me: Nah, im just going to wait till midnight and when everyone starts kissing then im just going to masturbate vigorously
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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undisc0vered: ugh can they please get married
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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I feel like this is the right reaction to the ending of the Doctor Who Christmas Special. MEAN GIRLS/DOCTOR WHO GIF!
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Anonymous asked: Please tell me you cried at the Christmas Special tonight. That would make you twenty times more perfect. Not even tears streaming down your face, just tear up a bit?
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
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man today has been weird/ scary my father ended up in the hospital and i havent heard much, but i hope hes ok.
Dec 26th
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I wrote a song because i was bored.
O Eric Tree! O Eric Tree! Thy beard is O so awesome O Eric Tree! O Eric Tree Thy beard is O so awesome. Its long when summers here and still when its to cold to bear O Eric Tree! O Eric Tree Thy beard is O so awesome. O Eric tree! O Eric Tree! the pleasure thou beard brings me O Eric Tree! O Eric Tree ! the pleasure thou beard gives me O how manly it looks to thee compared to the awful cast...
Dec 25th
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Carl: Dude yea I'm going to church after this 10:30 to midnight. You guys should come
Jon: I can think of ten things I rather do then go to church tonght
( Jon looks at me to name things off )
Me: Masturbate....ten times
Dec 25th
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I'm sorry I ruined your lives and jammed 11...
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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am-biance: WHAT IS AIR this is amazing. i couldnt look away.
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Bacon flavored popcorn
lolesandra: comedianwofford: ..is pretty dope. haha, i bet its the only popcorn he eats. it made my mustache tingle.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Watching Straw Dogs
Me: feet are so weird, like i dont understand the sexual acts of sucking on someones toes, its just nasty.
Mom: your dad sucks on my toes
Me: WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!
Mom: I wash them and stuff
ME: SHUT UP! OH MY GOD.
Mom: You start from the bottom
ME: WHOAAA! STOOOOOP!
Dec 21st
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My mustache is starting to curl
How amazingly entertained I am by it. So many shenanigans I can get in with a curly mustache. I love shenanigans. I love that word. Its fun to say, and fun words always lead to fun!
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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forever-childish: Thank you, Donald! We made this for you as an expression of gratitude for releasing Camp. Now watch as your dedicated fans hold your music tangibly for the first time. With your help, we hope Donald will see this. To help, you can tweet, like, and/or reblog this post. im in this at 0:55 :D so cool
Dec 19th
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Im so excited for The Adventures of Tintin
A movie written by Steven Moffat and Edgar Wright and directed by Steven Spielberg
Dec 18th
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