January 2011
62 posts
Anonymous asked: what is your youtube? (:
December 2010
117 posts
i hate the phrase
i have the best boyfriend in the world
um, are you sure? did you talk to the million other girls tat said thhat to?
also most guys are douche bags, we like to act like a dick aint dirty and it hangs low
and we def bein all willy nilly, its just te one moment we didnt piss you the fuck off!
so maybe you just pump the break on the whole i have the best boyfriend in the world think, cause 5 mins...
youscreamwar-deactivated2011122 asked: point well taken about new years but ya know, we don't know what is going to happen next year. so it's exciting to think about what will happen and what decisions we choose to make. get in the spirit, wofford. come on now.
2010
people keep complaining about how much 2010 sucked
i liked 2010
i went back to school, moved out, went to Bonnaroo..met Mclovin, saw tim and eric awesome tour, stopped smokin weed.
and everyone is like i cant wait to see were 2011 takes me…news flash its going to take you were ever YOU choose to go..then its going to take you into 2012 in about 12 more months
…guys im a...
i
never brag about anything
i think thats so stupid
guys walking around being like mmm yea baby i got a gigantic dick
walking around with his buldge being like .glad you like the show..of my tube shock in my shorts baby
let my wiener crash into your body and have a beautiful honey pot satisfaction
Anonymous asked: how big is yo dick?
Anonymous asked: you're attractive as fuck
the awkward moment when you run out of purple...
the awkward moment if teen mom never gets canceled
the awkward moment if teen mom ever got canceled
the awkward moment when micheal cera is no longer...
evanq-deactivated20120414 asked: i'd really love to see this stand up vlog eric
evanq-deactivated20120414 asked: dude. no vlog. i'm disappointed. ambition eric, look it up
jessieandmywhetst0ne asked: do whatever you want with your beard you'll always be a handsome dude
Anonymous asked: make a video of you shaving it off!
Anonymous asked: there's something sexy about a man with a beard. do not shave it off.
heavy--heart-deactivated2011072 asked: WHY!?!?!
4 tags
the awkward moment when your girlfriend tells you...
AFTER YOU JUST GOT DONE TAKING A SHIT!!!!!
Trojan Triphoria
have you seen thhis commercial
girl is all happy to get a vibrator from her friends
but all the vibrators are used
” oh gosh a used vibrator, thank you so much..thats just lovely, oh, you used it right before you came..literally’
then she shows her husband and he is all like sweeeeeeeeeet in a squeaky voice
like he is fuckin excited to use it on himself
you can tell hhe is the...
Anonymous asked: i think you wine too much. and i don't think you are funny at all. you need to get laid. and stop fishing for compliments.
Anonymous asked: http://www.buzzfeed.com/sarahs28/sexy-mario-bros-body-paint-nsfw-1yzj
ebt machines
man those mother fuckers are everywhere
we live in economy now were ppl rely on help from the government, of Federal taxes to help them by groceries and live on, i guess thats cool , cause they cant go work and stuff.
but anyway, every place takes ebt cards, so pppl less fortunate can buy things they need
so when the fuck did strip clubs become essential needs
hey im poor, any one know were i...
Anonymous asked: it sucks that every time you start posting, i consider unfollowing you. all your blog consists of is answering questions. fucking sucks dick.
Anonymous asked: i think it reminded me of you because Barney was pinning for Robin. just that aching you could tell he felt for her
Anonymous asked: I watched the episode benefits today and for some reason it reminded me of you. do you know which one i'm referring to?
Anonymous asked: You need a Robin to your Barney.
i want to write a book for the poor man
called Strippers on a budget
yea i went to a strip club tonight, hilariousness ensured
wasted-scorez-deactivated201109 asked: Eric, i think your funny! and i think you will go far when it comes to making it as a comedian!
Anonymous asked: you try too hard to be funny. it's not.
txlonestar asked: ok, now after confirming you said you were straight, my question is, which you probably guessed it, would you ever accept a blowjob from a gay guy?
just curious
just curious
txlonestar asked: i think you stated you were straight in a previous post somewhere, is that correct?
Watchmy smile video for my anon
that said i needed to smile more
*repost*
Anonymous asked: did you know sierra barnes just had baby #2?
sierraforever asked: Well, now I'm not super anonymous!
Anonymous asked: Just so you know... I think you are super cute (:
Anonymous asked: You should post a picture where you SMILE! :)
Anonymous asked: i'll make your dick wet
Anonymous asked: fuck my vagina!
tearsofsolidgold-deactivated201 asked: And then we would put it on YouTube so the entire world could marvel at the beautiful friendship we would have just created before their eyes.
tearsofsolidgold-deactivated201 asked: Then, and only then, would our friendship be complete.
tearsofsolidgold-deactivated201 asked: I feel like we need to have one of those slow motion, jump at each other kind of hugs now that we've missed all these opportunities.
Anonymous asked: have sex with me