December 2009
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rapid homophobia
sewing kit
combat books
grannys panties
plunger
yellow pages dis jockey
oh what? did you see you see your life flash before your eyes? video game, video game, video game, almost got shagged, video game?
this made no sense to me at all….you high?/ hha
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i think it would be funny
to make some of the offensive funny and action movies we have now.and replace them with kids
best fucking friends for life bitch?
little life lesson
never ever ever ever ever ever put a fake temp tattoo on a hairy arm..or any body part that has hair..cause when you want it off and start to rub it..it fucking hurts
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Not trying to hurt you, just trying to keep myself from getting hurt.
oh so now im just like every other guy..hhmmmm i see how it is
i seeee how it is. well
maybe i dont want to get hurt..BOOM!
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I think I love you. You know, that can’t-eat, can’t-sleep, reach-for-the-stars, over- the-fence, world-series kind of stuff.
why do you say this kind of stuff…and not tell me who you are..its really mean!..think aobut that..your love hurts me …awesome!
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haha both of these made me laugh :D
swing dat booty over this way boy!!! you’s a sexy ho! haha feel better eric!
thats the reason i manage to say single all this time. ratard
shake your black ass on ova here… yous a sexy man… bitch!
wow your language is offensive..im not just some piece of man meet..you can google all over i have feelings..i make look touch..but you damn near hurt every1 of...
things Eric Wofford finds hilarious
laughter..i dunno when ppl laugh..it makes me laugh.i love laughter..
i have tons of different laughs…i love laughing..hearing hearing ppl laugh..its awesome
boats n Ho’s
poop is funny..like when ever im in a bathroom stall next to some1 pooping..and they fart..i lose it every time..i just bust out laughing..i cant control it as soon as a pfft comes out..i die..of laughter
and...
just say
wtf is this shit ..throw it out
all girls like guys with great skills
origami bitchs
me and dain
beer
clarion
halftime
4 pitchers
hellogoodbye - shimmy shimmy quarter turn..as bar song
bum cigs
ihop
throw up
aweosme night
goodnight
i realized
i fucking hate the bar and club thing
ok awesome…ok lame
my night consisted of 18 dollars spent and 3 beers drank
a gay ass tattoo on my hand that says sex machine!
drunk frat guys getting pissed when you bump into them
waiting in like for order a beer for exactly 26 minutes
then having my ass grazed buy about 19 mens hands
and 3 women ( the ratio isnt always what you want it to be )
...
emilynash:
Hahaha Eric, Kait, and I are watching the Tyra show. This episode is all about periods. Eric if fascinated and won’t let us change it.
its 340 motha fucka
DUDE
watched avatar tonight
it was pretty bad ass..i might see it again..but its just so fuuuuuuuucking long
ok so i just came from this party socail gathering ( i wasnt drunk) and i was driving home and a deer ran out infront of me and i hit it..it dented my car alil..the deer was ok..it laid in the grass next to me..it was messed up
so i want to write a movie..and i want ppl to be in it
i...
WHEN IT SNOWS
and i drive my car at night while its snowing , the snow hitting my windows reminds me of space and i always find myself humming the star wars them
is that weird hahaha
“i put 50 cents into the mustache machine, and i got a candy bracelet instead…”
– eric wofford (via lind-sey)
hahah..ah..hahahaha god i love my life
it tasted like mustaches…
tumbling
c: so what are you doin?
e: tumblng and imtired..blah
c: i thought you meant tumbling down a hill or something ha...but i know what you mean
i laughed so hard at this
eric goes to the gym
i tried to bench 130…i lifted it..but i couldn’t do it
i look really ridiculous
but you know what i felt the burn in my arm..i held it in the air for a good 10 secs..feels tight..i think i gained something
feels good!
ill be buff yet
google me...i said you might want to look me up
ERIC WOFFORD’s FORMSPRING!
“Joel: its called seirra nevada ..but it reminds me of me and my brother at like...”
– drunken nights at Jd’s
shandon: today i tried to walk across the room while my leg was asleep and i fell. and this fat girl laughed at me!
me: awh im sorry.
shandon: it's okay. my problem was solved within two minutes, but hers can only get worse.
hahahahahaha omg hilarious
Stevo: Do you love her?
Bob: I don't know. I'd have to think about that.
Stevo: It's not really a thinking question.